Cold Fish

She was unusually enthusiastic. I really did not suspect anything then. We had been dating for a year now and the honeymoon period was officially over. In my defence, I was trying to be more sensitive to her ‘needs’.


Maybe this new ‘feelings’ centric approach had worked. Or it was the new Phere-ManO cologne I had picked up from Asian Sky Shop??


pehle main bahut weak tha. meri confidence bhi bahut kharab thi. Main toh ladkiyon se baat hi nahin kar sakta tha. Sab mujhse duur bhagti thi tab maine asian sky shop ke phere-mano ke bare me suna. Ab mere paas confidence ki koi kamin nahin hain. Aur ladkiyon ki line lagi rehti hain.. Thank you Asian Sky Shop…….


Thank you Asian Sky Shop

I’m a guy, I’m programmed not to ask questions

Shalini pushed me back against the wall and violently took of my shirt. She took control like never before.

Yeah! …. She wanted me.

What followed was out of Letters from Penthouse.

Intense. Sweaty. …… 3 min long


I should have bought the performance booster from Telemall when I had the chance.

Anyways Shalini did not seem too bothered. She seemed contented. All in a good night’s work I guess. Before I knew it I was sleeping like a log

I found the following letter in the morning


Dear Prak,

We’ve had a good run for a year. But now I love this other guy who I’ve been seeing behind your back for a while. It’s not you who’s at fault. It’s me. I just don’t feel the same around you anymore. You’ve been nice to me over the last year so I did not want to end things on a bad note. I had just met him a before coming to you and I was feeling guilty. I guess last night was the perfect way to say goodbye. Please don’t try to fix things up and all; I’ve moved on. You’re seriously a nice guy. Nice cologne by the way;I loved the scent.

Yours

Shalini

It was sealed with a lip stick smear


Bitch

Total Bitch….


She played me like some instrument. Not that I mind. I guess I’d miss her coz I’d gotten used to her.

Guys need an excuse to get stoned and hammered and a break up provides the best possible opportunity to do so. A week of stoning later I was alright even though I was saddened by lack of justice in the whole affair.


Five weeks later Shalini rang me up.

“Prak, I’m pregnant”

That wasn’t the kicker

“It was that day, Prak .I don’t know who the …….

I hung up

I wanted to smile but justice had just been thrown out of the window


(this is re-posted from my blog www.wtfmikey.blogspot.com, please feel free to leave comments :) )

The first TRiP

The official travel(trip?) partner could be taken up by anyone but right now lets just say I took it over.

I remember to a great deal every word of the statement made by a certain layzee core about how spons changes lives. And I simply cant help appreciating how surprisingly true and trippy it is.

1. A certain spons cord who inquired events team about FOSS licenses explained FOSS workshop to a certain main sponsor and his co-cord pinching himself to stop laughing thinking of the change.

2. The same main spons chap pointing out to a spons cord that you definitely drink and at the same time points out to his co-cord that all he drinks is milk. (Duh)

3.That "on top of the roof" is also known as "first floor".

4. "Happy hours" can be extended if the manager by chance sees your IIT Madras Spons card on the floor.

5, Having an alumnus in the company is a sure shot reason for them to sponsor and not having one isn't.

I rarely blog, so please help me pass the lemon law with your comments.

@I.N.Gar - I look forward to you the most.

Achtung !!

Well, Well, I see the proof of Layzee Saar's influence on all of us in front of me on the screen, with it reading "No Blogposts " .Hmmph. And on top of it, I get requests from two (or was it three ? ) lazy buggers to start off with this Blog-Trip (yeah, if someone gives me enough rokda, I'll make a film out of it and Lypas Tech. daren't rip this idea off, or my curse shall befall thee :P ).

Now, the first topic that I wanted to write about was a difficult choice, with loads of topsy-turvy things happening in the past 2 months, but it was made quite simple, by the name of this blog as I stared upon it - "Madras Money Theory " whose acronym was our erstwhile Meta. Dept. BTech course's name :MMT a.k.a. Metallurgy and Materials Technology (now they have changed it to engineering realizing no new technology is coming up from the students whose ideal pass time ranges from 'Mugging for GRE' to writing 'Psychophantic Scripts for Plays' and for most being a Trip to a resort where people who can't swim, wish to drown and experience an NDE (Near Death Experience, not a Non-Destructive Evaluation, if any of the Mech guys got interested).

Now, coming back to the point, why "Madras Money Theory" ??????? When a team which can come up with pseuder articles and titles than rest of the insti (minus the Newsletter team), why a name which doesn't ring any bells and instead sounds more like some Film Production Unit for a B-Grade Tam movie ? Not that I watch B-grade Tam movies (I hardly watch Tam movies, for that matter) but I hope the expression was well understood.

Well, I was non-lethargic enough to type down this much first thing in the morning but then, you see, Layzee is a very influential man, (as his LinkedIn profile could well be describing himself as a catalyst for Industry-Student interactions) and that will prevent me from writing further... until of course, some one else from the team starts contributing. After all, a Blog-Trip with just one person can get boring and if they are laced with my PJs, could be even more so !

So, (B)Log On guyz !!!