Cold Fish

She was unusually enthusiastic. I really did not suspect anything then. We had been dating for a year now and the honeymoon period was officially over. In my defence, I was trying to be more sensitive to her ‘needs’.


Maybe this new ‘feelings’ centric approach had worked. Or it was the new Phere-ManO cologne I had picked up from Asian Sky Shop??


pehle main bahut weak tha. meri confidence bhi bahut kharab thi. Main toh ladkiyon se baat hi nahin kar sakta tha. Sab mujhse duur bhagti thi tab maine asian sky shop ke phere-mano ke bare me suna. Ab mere paas confidence ki koi kamin nahin hain. Aur ladkiyon ki line lagi rehti hain.. Thank you Asian Sky Shop…….


Thank you Asian Sky Shop

I’m a guy, I’m programmed not to ask questions

Shalini pushed me back against the wall and violently took of my shirt. She took control like never before.

Yeah! …. She wanted me.

What followed was out of Letters from Penthouse.

Intense. Sweaty. …… 3 min long


I should have bought the performance booster from Telemall when I had the chance.

Anyways Shalini did not seem too bothered. She seemed contented. All in a good night’s work I guess. Before I knew it I was sleeping like a log

I found the following letter in the morning


Dear Prak,

We’ve had a good run for a year. But now I love this other guy who I’ve been seeing behind your back for a while. It’s not you who’s at fault. It’s me. I just don’t feel the same around you anymore. You’ve been nice to me over the last year so I did not want to end things on a bad note. I had just met him a before coming to you and I was feeling guilty. I guess last night was the perfect way to say goodbye. Please don’t try to fix things up and all; I’ve moved on. You’re seriously a nice guy. Nice cologne by the way;I loved the scent.

Yours

Shalini

It was sealed with a lip stick smear


Bitch

Total Bitch….


She played me like some instrument. Not that I mind. I guess I’d miss her coz I’d gotten used to her.

Guys need an excuse to get stoned and hammered and a break up provides the best possible opportunity to do so. A week of stoning later I was alright even though I was saddened by lack of justice in the whole affair.


Five weeks later Shalini rang me up.

“Prak, I’m pregnant”

That wasn’t the kicker

“It was that day, Prak .I don’t know who the …….

I hung up

I wanted to smile but justice had just been thrown out of the window


(this is re-posted from my blog www.wtfmikey.blogspot.com, please feel free to leave comments :) )